Ricer Parody !!
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they are big around here, especially at the beach, they humor us car guys.
they woudl group up, meet up, rice up, whatever they called it at the blockbuster across from where i lived in my last house.
on a fri or sat night we could hear the littel bee hive fart cans, usually bout 12-1 in the morn, me and my crew would be pretty tuned up ourselves, and somebody would mumur, "rayn, roll out ss"
i own a 70' LS6 454 M22rock crusher drop top chevelle.
every once in awhile, we would be pretty buzzed, roll it out of the garage, and run into the lot, rap the engine a few times, in case we were not aware we were there, ask if anyone wanted to run the lights to the bridge, in 5 years there was only one taker, a mazda rx6? i think it was, he had nothing for me.
i would usually just light up the goodyears and leave um coughing on burnt rubber.
ricers are nothing but wanabe's who cant afford a real car or truck yet, but, BUT, i do give some of the serious builders respect. some asshat who puts a 9 foot wing on a car with 100hp is a joke, and i will laugh at him. if i see 80 go faster stickers and stock wheels, i want to light it on fire.
the serious builders are getting amazing horsepower outa some of them little engines, the wrx is just sick.
with that said, im gonna go hump my tail pipe on my ford
they woudl group up, meet up, rice up, whatever they called it at the blockbuster across from where i lived in my last house.
on a fri or sat night we could hear the littel bee hive fart cans, usually bout 12-1 in the morn, me and my crew would be pretty tuned up ourselves, and somebody would mumur, "rayn, roll out ss"
i own a 70' LS6 454 M22rock crusher drop top chevelle.
every once in awhile, we would be pretty buzzed, roll it out of the garage, and run into the lot, rap the engine a few times, in case we were not aware we were there, ask if anyone wanted to run the lights to the bridge, in 5 years there was only one taker, a mazda rx6? i think it was, he had nothing for me.
i would usually just light up the goodyears and leave um coughing on burnt rubber.
ricers are nothing but wanabe's who cant afford a real car or truck yet, but, BUT, i do give some of the serious builders respect. some asshat who puts a 9 foot wing on a car with 100hp is a joke, and i will laugh at him. if i see 80 go faster stickers and stock wheels, i want to light it on fire.
the serious builders are getting amazing horsepower outa some of them little engines, the wrx is just sick.
with that said, im gonna go hump my tail pipe on my ford
I used to have alot of fun with them turbo civics when I had my BMW 318IS. That little 318is was fast. It sounded bad ass with the flowmaster 40 I had on it.
We had a kid like that at work. Always talking about how much horse power he had in his acura. I told him to put a goose neck ball on the trunk lid and show me! The last group of kids to come through were in to diesels. Holy crap! These old farm trucks can scoot when properly motivated.
heres a perfect ex of ricer vs diesel
im sorry ricer boys, 1000 hp and 700 ft lbs of tourque can be extracted outa a powerstroke 7.3. lose everytime
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they are big around here, especially at the beach, they humor us car guys.
they woudl group up, meet up, rice up, whatever they called it at the blockbuster across from where i lived in my last house.
on a fri or sat night we could hear the littel bee hive fart cans, usually bout 12-1 in the morn, me and my crew would be pretty tuned up ourselves, and somebody would mumur, "rayn, roll out ss"
i own a 70' LS6 454 M22rock crusher drop top chevelle.
every once in awhile, we would be pretty buzzed, roll it out of the garage, and run into the lot, rap the engine a few times, in case we were not aware we were there, ask if anyone wanted to run the lights to the bridge, in 5 years there was only one taker, a mazda rx6? i think it was, he had nothing for me.
i would usually just light up the goodyears and leave um coughing on burnt rubber.
ricers are nothing but wanabe's who cant afford a real car or truck yet, but, BUT, i do give some of the serious builders respect. some asshat who puts a 9 foot wing on a car with 100hp is a joke, and i will laugh at him. if i see 80 go faster stickers and stock wheels, i want to light it on fire.
the serious builders are getting amazing horsepower outa some of them little engines, the wrx is just sick.
with that said, im gonna go hump my tail pipe on my ford
Lol @ beehive. Im stealin that. rx6 is a joke why did you even do it lol? I'd jump right up, but then again i dont hang out with hondas. my rule of thumb, unless its a NSX or s2k, its embarasing.
how about 1000 hp of sr20det in a nissan hardbody? lol.. a buddy of mine built this truck
-sorry for threadjack
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