missing chicken!

my buddies airdale(dog) ate the whole thanksgiving day turkey, about a 1/2 hour before the whole family showed up, his dad built a doghouse the next day, his turkey eatin ass never stepped foot into that house again
 
I have a big gate to the kitchen but my dumb ass girlfriend propped it open with the chicken just sittin there calling his name. can't really blame him dog food taste like $hit! you would be amazed how silent such a huge dog can be.
 
wish i could. the only pic i could get would be a full ass great dane. nothing left to take a pic of so i guess i'm lyin and hungry and also gettin kind of drunk on an empty stomache
 
it was my grandma's 70th b-day and my aunt bought her a cake. she spent a tone of money on it. she put it right on the table, i walked in the kitchen and the dog was on the table covered in icing eating the cake. my aunt just about killed that dog.

and another time my grandma was house sitting while our family was in wyoming, she made a big ass chicken put it on the table, let it sit to cool and my dog got it. he came prancing in and she was petting and loving on him when she discovered the dog ate the whole thing. then her attitude changed. lol i miss my dog sooo much.
 
this is all some funny ass sh*t, i'm dyin here laughin, my girl wants to know whats so funny, and i cant even answer her
"drumsticks and dog slober", and "dog all covered in icing"
baaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa
 
the one night i was eating a steak hogey and some fries and i was done eati ng there was still some fires my shepard would wait til she thought i wasnt looking take a fire with it hanging half outa her mouth shed run to the other side of the room and eat it it was funny as hell then i looked at the plate and looked at her she just put her big ears down and hid in the corner and i wasnt even mad lol