How to Challenge someone to a race

[darealblaster]

OK... here is what you do:

1. walk up to the guy and smack his girl in the ass

2. tell her to lose some weight
2a. biotch-slap the BF before he thinks he is tough and is still in shock

3. ask her if she wants her underware she left in your car.
3a. biotch-slap the BF again, just for fun this time.

4. challenge him to a dual, old school style [that means slap him again]

5. place a wager for his GF if you win, and he can keep her if you lose [say this quickly before he comes out of the daze]

6. call him a pussy and grab the girl's ass again saying 'i'll see you later'

7. fake like you are going to slap him again, then laugh when he flinches.

8. race like you have never raced before and smoke his ass!

9. ride away with the GF into the sunset and laugh your silly ass home as she blows you all the way.





P.S. Copied it from the internet

 

[blasterfreek30]

it would work , but as soon as u told her to lose weight....u would be the one getting bitchslapped back to bangkok....mabe 2 exploded testicles from her foot to follow lol

 

[scotj77]

and he's in puero rico. I have never met a puerto rican woman that would take you callin her fat. you better say it then duck.

 

[brandoz28]

that just sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked to me....

 

[darealblaster]

LMAO, i know XD just read it in another forum and thought of it in general lol, but in a real life scenario me and the bf will be getting the biotch slapping

 

[ROAD RUNNER]

Just start talking mad sh*t about his girlfriend.

 

[Fastfrog007]

It works, my face still hurts, I mean, yeah, i messed that guy up and took his girl, yeah, thats how it went down hahaha

 

[lasxgames]

If you want to come in second... follow me!

I'm probably a lot faster than you think you are

you must be fast cuz u were hauling ass when i passed you